Nicholas Woodworth

WARNING:

This Website contains various forms of expression and written opinions derived from the random observations and peculiar perceptions of Nicholas Woodworth. Some or all of this public regurgitation of thought may offend, confuse, anger, or surprise you. This will most likely vary depending on the status of our current relationship, memories of our past together, assumptions you might have about me, or expectations based on what you think you know about me. Continuing on has been known to cause side effects such as nausea, dizziness, headaches, constipation, and minor heart problems. Most of these resulting from disappointment. Disappointment that this is how I spend every minute of my time when I am not visiting, attending birthday parties, or playing on your damn softball team. If this site provokes thoughts of originality, feelings of enlightenment, or euphoric, enjoyable sensations of any kind, I would love to hear from you and argue the validity of your feelings. If this site incites you to commit random acts of violence, I highly recommend blaming it on someone. Just not me. I will deny knowing you.

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